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"I'm In LOVE with a Fairytale,take ME away Mr Prata Man”

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Last year at the start of the June holidays, my teacher Mrs. XXX shared with us an incident about one of our schoolmate being a victim to a flasher. A typical Singaporean who happen to be a Chinese. Wat shocked me was that he was actually a young man. In his late twenties I think. But shouldn’t these young adults find pleasure in another way? I mean come on. You are young and well Physically “FIT”. Why don’t find some other way to satisfy your own need. I thought that that guy would have probably gone somewhere else, as you know schools upon hearing these stuff and coming from their students tend to sound the alarm way way beyond the mysterious beyond. So I thought well… He will never appear around our school area anymore. Well well, later did I know on this fateful day 2-6-2008 one year after that event, that bloody idiot choose me as his next conquest. Around 1.45pm when I was walking out of my school and towards the block of HDB flats, it acts as a shortcut towards the MRT station. Well Mr. Idiot here was touching himself while sitting on the stone bench (you know the one you can play Chinese chess on it?). As I was getting closer and closer towards the flight of staircase, I can’t help but notice this guy sitting on the stone bench near the life lobby doing something “personal”. A though came into my mind “ Oh man, it is that GUY! Shit, now I am his next victim. Great! Wat a nice way to end my day at school I swear to God.” Then as I get closer to him, I can feel he also started to notice me looking at him. There was a smile, smirk (whatever you called) appeared on his pathetic face. Then Mr. Idiot was on the move, he stood in front of me and “OPSY” dropped his pants. Really at that instance I felt like kicking him right in the jewels. Hey you can’t say that I am too much or crazy. When a guy does that to anyone accept his wife or girlfriend that person is probably going to do the exact same thing as me. So as I was saying the moment he did that my brain literary disengaged. Anyway I was polite enough by walking away from him. I got around him and continued my march home, suddenly that freaking numb nut called me. I turned around and shouted, yelled, hollered (pick any one will do to suit my description) at him to go fuck himself. Sorry by being vulgar for a moment but that was the most disgusting thing you will ever want to see in the afternoon. Damn that man was disgusting and so full of himself.

Ok. Look if that man was so desperate why dun go to the famous Geylang? Instead wind up at Serangoon? Wat? He couldn’t read the sign that say Serangoon and Geylang? Someone give this guy a street directory for goodness sake. Why do people have such sick habits? Please, touching yourself in public is 100% uncivilized and ill breed. Most importantly he choose a place where children is being taught how to become an asset to today’s society, a school. That’s the place he chooses to brave difficult obstacles to breach and challenge Singapore law. Well I got to say that guy have a lot of balls. Singapore is one of the most advance countries despite our small and tiny population. But yet the people living around us are definitely not behaving that way. We dun carry ourselves well enough to impress others. Only certain bunch of people does. Look at our father’s generation, wat do you see? (No offence seriously) I mean people at our father’s generation still spit wherever and whenever they go. Forms a sentence always with hokkien vulgarities slot in between them. Have a very quick and bad temper (well at least mine fits the bill). Always expect things to be done in an instance treating you like the round and chubby fairy godmother. Have absolutely no knowledge of the computer and never interested in actually learning how to handle one. And now it comes to our generation, we are starting to sound and grow up to be the exact same replica of our fathers. Some thank god like mothers but mostly follows after fathers. Isn’t is amazing that a Secondary 1 already have the same vocabulary capacity as their father’s in terms of vulgarities. And worst of all some kids dun even know the meaning of the word. They use it so commonly in almost every sentence when they are talking to their friends. Laughing about it and the most common word is a hokkien version of describing a female private part. How fascinating is that? Since when man respect the opposite sex so much that we have became a part of them in their everyday lives. In almost every sentence they form in their tiny little brain. Well I dun really get it. Using vulgarities is so common in Singapore like fuck in the US. People dun really care anymore and vulgarities have slowly become a part of our lives. So closely bonded that if you say you have never use vulgarity on anyone before you are consider a “saint”. Really, you are considered the weird one. Oh well that’s the way in Singapore, I think. Even me being a local Singaporean dun really know wat to do with these habits that have been cultivated in us for many generations and it will continued to be passed on for many years to come. Bitch Queen signing off.